Friday, 14 November 2008

Dear Dido

I’m not sure if you’ll remember but a while ago I bumped into you at the Doctors surgery and got talking about a delicious recipe for Carrot & Coriander Soup

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Dear MTV

Since you started broadcasting your range of programs such as Totally Scott-Lee, Totally Jodie Marsh and Totally Callum Best...

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Friday, 7 November 2008

Dear Penelope Keith

I am planning on throwing myself off the Humber Bridge. Don’t worry Penelope, it’s for charity. I have had lots of media interest in the big event and my aim is to raise a million pounds.

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Thursday, 23 October 2008

Dear Sandi Toksvig

I have been a huge fan and followed your career like children follow the scent of Bisto gravy.

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Dear Sophie Ellis Bextor

You disgust me. I wait patiently for you to release your album and over the weeks save £12 thinking that that would be enough.

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Wednesday, 22 October 2008

Dear Mario

My wife and I watched you propose to Lisa on BBLB yesterday and I had to write to tell you that you confirmed what I already knew – you are the greatest and coolest guy on the planet.

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Dear The Sun

I have in my possession a collection of Photographs of Mario from Big Brother in a series of provocative and compromising positions.

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Thursday, 2 October 2008

Dear Fiona Bruce

My wife and I thoroughly enjoy watching you on the news. You are a gifted presenter and you have the gift of making the most harrowing stories light-hearted and entertaining.

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Dear Coronation Street

I love coronation Street. It has taught me so much about life and love and I am not sure where I would be without it.

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Wednesday, 3 September 2008

Dear The Daily Star

I have in my possession a collection of Photographs of Mario from Big Brother in a series of provocative and compromising positions.

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Tuesday, 2 September 2008

Dear Royal Albert Hall

I am currently planning my daughters 6th Birthday party and she has requested that we hire your premises for the day.

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Monday, 25 August 2008

Dear John Major

I was recently partaking in a highbrow conversation with some educated friends following a poetry evening at an exclusive haunt for intellectuals, when one of them suddenly mentioned your name and the room fell to a deathly silence.

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Tuesday, 12 August 2008

Dear Margaret Thatcher

A lot of my friends and colleagues dislike you and refer to you as Maggie Thatcher Milk Snatcher!

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Sunday, 10 August 2008

Dear Ulrika Jonsson

I am a huge fan and since your weathergirl days I have been working on a project for you to star in as I think you have all the qualities of a leading lady.

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Thursday, 7 August 2008

Dear John Leslie

I have been a huge fan of yours since the Blue Peter days and have followed your career with a great deal of enthusiasm.

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Wednesday, 4 June 2008

Dear Jane McDonald

I think you are wonderful and I am so proud that a woman like you can do so well for herself. There are a couple of things I REALLY need to know about you.

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Tuesday, 3 June 2008

Dear Christine Bleakey

I think you are inspiring on the one show but my reception on BBC1 is quite bad so I was wondering if you would be so kind as to move it to BBC2.

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Tuesday, 15 April 2008

Dear Mariella Frostrup

I am in a desperate situation at the moment and feel cornered by what I have witnessed in the past two weeks. I can’t speak to anyone about this as I am too embarrassed.

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Monday, 14 April 2008

Dear Geri Halliwell

I am a huge fan of your work and I have all of the albums and singles you have done on all formats twice, in case any of them break. I can’t wait to hear your new material.

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Thursday, 10 April 2008

Dear Adrian Chiles

I thoroughly enjoy watching you on The One Show but the reception on my television is quite bad on that channel so I was wondering if you would be so kind as to move it to BBC2.

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Wednesday, 2 April 2008

Dear Lorraine Kelly (a brand new one)

I'm not going to tell you what I wrote to Lorraine. I'll just let you see her URGENT response which I received within a couple of days and many more celebrity letters

Dear Kim and Aggie

I am a huge fan of your programme. I think you do a fantastic job of enlightening your viewers’ knowledge of alternative cleaning methods.

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Friday, 28 March 2008

Dear Peter Kay (again)

Last week when I went to Beverley shopping with the kids, I noticed a sign at the side of the road that said ‘MEET PETER KAY FOR £1’. I ignored it at first but curiosity got the better of me as I thought there was a slim chance it could be the real Peter Kay (you).

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Friday, 21 March 2008


ChriSt AlMigHty, WhAt The HeLL DoeS a kId havE to Do To GeT a BlooDy BlUe PeTer BaDge.

Thursday, 20 March 2008

Dear Gary Lineker

Is it true that you once lost six stone during one game of football? My mum says it is but I don’t believe her. If she is right then I have to make her a fried breakfast every morning for the rest of my life.

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Wednesday, 19 March 2008

Tuesday, 18 March 2008

Dear Rosemary Connelly

I have to write to let you know how eternally grateful I am to you for completely turning my life around. This time two years ago I weighed eighteen stone and I had never kissed a girl.

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Dear Ant and Dec

I think you are great on television but would love you to do more radio as I like to walk about and I feel restricted when I have to sit in a room and watch something.

If you did radio I would be able to listen to you on my portable and carry it around with me from room to room. Alternatively I could turn up the volume on my stereo but this may annoy the neighbours (they go mad at my tumble dryer). The walls in my house are thinner than Karen Carpenter.

Both of my hips have finally been replaced after 3 years in total on the NHS waiting list and my daughter thinks I'm doing marvelously, she lives in Dubai now but she telephones every Sunday morning so I'll tell her you said hello. May I please have a signed photo of you so I don't forget what your faces look like when you start on the radio? I've got photos of all of them off Radio Humberside, they've probably told you about me. Anyway, I'll be listening. good luck with it.


I just got a signed photo back, which will probably be worth a lot of money in the event that one of them should murder the other or something similarly scandalous!
I just took another look at the picture and it looks like Dec signed his name 'Sick', I wonder of he knew I was making it all up?

Dear Dale Winton

Please can you help? I had an argument with my neighbour regarding Supermarket Sweep. I told him that you filmed it at Tesco’s, but he said that I am a stupid fat idiot and that it’s filmed in a studio.

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Dear Michelle Collins

Please can you sort out a family argument for me? I know that you and Ian Beale are married in real life but my Dad just won't listen to me and we've been arguing about it for just over a year now and things are really starting to get out of hand.

Did Michelle Collins resolve the row?

Sunday, 16 March 2008

Dear Tamzin Outhwaite

Please for God’s sake will you solve a problem for me? Every time someone comes round to our house my Mum gets her photographs out from her caravan holiday in Bridlington last year. She reckons that you were staying in the caravan next to hers and that you had gone to Brid’ to escape the hectic celebrity lifestyle that you lead in London.

Was it Tasmin Outhwaite in Bridlington?

Friday, 14 March 2008

Dear Cheryl Baker

I noticed that you are not on telly much anymore and wondered why not? A friend of mine said that you were recording a new album. Is this true?

Is Cheryl recording a new album? Are you bothered?

Dear Jade Goody

Is anyone bothered about Jade anymore?

Dear Nell McAndrew

I am a huge fan of you Nell and I love you so much but I don’t think that you would like me if you were a real girl because I don’t think I am your type and I’m not a qualified mechanic yet because I have not finished my apprenticeship at the garage that I work at....

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Thursday, 13 March 2008

Dear Lorraine Kelly

As much as I enjoy your morning magazine show, I do feel that it's time you started branching out into other areas. I have spent A LOT of time creating a few ideas for you. I don't know if you'll like them or not. I suppose we will just have to wait and see WON'T WE? Here are my suggestions now...

Dear Frank Bruno

I have been a big fan of yours for some time but haven't seen you on television for ages and I think it's about time you had your own show.

I recently went on holiday to Gran Canaria and whilst I was there I came up with a few ideas that I think you may be interested in....

What could possibly interest Frank Bruno?

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

Dear Rita Fairclough

DeAr RiTa

Dear Sophie Dahl

I was thrilled to bits when I found out that you were writing a book and I guarantee you that I will be the first person to purchase a copy on the day of its release.

I currently work as a nurse in the local hospital, but I hate it Sophie. I just don't have the patience for it. In fact, I am here now and I am so bloody bored that I thought I'd write to you. I hope you don't mind. I've got mostly seniles on my ward and half of them don't know you're there when you are...

Does Sophie Dahl have a sense of humor?

Dear Chesney Hawkes

Your song 'The One and Only' inspired me to start playing the guitar.

I am now a singer/songwriter and I perform at the local working mens club every Sunday. I have not got a record contract yet but I do have a bunch of loyal fans that come and see me every week...

You'll love Chesney's reply