Friday, 28 March 2008

Dear Peter Kay (again)

Last week when I went to Beverley shopping with the kids, I noticed a sign at the side of the road that said ‘MEET PETER KAY FOR £1’. I ignored it at first but curiosity got the better of me as I thought there was a slim chance it could be the real Peter Kay (you).

Read two letters to Peter Kay and see other celebrity letters and more.

Friday, 21 March 2008


ChriSt AlMigHty, WhAt The HeLL DoeS a kId havE to Do To GeT a BlooDy BlUe PeTer BaDge.

Thursday, 20 March 2008

Dear Gary Lineker

Is it true that you once lost six stone during one game of football? My mum says it is but I don’t believe her. If she is right then I have to make her a fried breakfast every morning for the rest of my life.

See Gary's response and read more celebrity letters

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

Tuesday, 18 March 2008

Dear Rosemary Connelly

I have to write to let you know how eternally grateful I am to you for completely turning my life around. This time two years ago I weighed eighteen stone and I had never kissed a girl.

Find out how Rosemary turned my life around and see celebrity letters and more at

Dear Ant and Dec

I think you are great on television but would love you to do more radio as I like to walk about and I feel restricted when I have to sit in a room and watch something.

If you did radio I would be able to listen to you on my portable and carry it around with me from room to room. Alternatively I could turn up the volume on my stereo but this may annoy the neighbours (they go mad at my tumble dryer). The walls in my house are thinner than Karen Carpenter.

Both of my hips have finally been replaced after 3 years in total on the NHS waiting list and my daughter thinks I'm doing marvelously, she lives in Dubai now but she telephones every Sunday morning so I'll tell her you said hello. May I please have a signed photo of you so I don't forget what your faces look like when you start on the radio? I've got photos of all of them off Radio Humberside, they've probably told you about me. Anyway, I'll be listening. good luck with it.


I just got a signed photo back, which will probably be worth a lot of money in the event that one of them should murder the other or something similarly scandalous!
I just took another look at the picture and it looks like Dec signed his name 'Sick', I wonder of he knew I was making it all up?

Dear Dale Winton

Please can you help? I had an argument with my neighbour regarding Supermarket Sweep. I told him that you filmed it at Tesco’s, but he said that I am a stupid fat idiot and that it’s filmed in a studio.

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Dear Michelle Collins

Please can you sort out a family argument for me? I know that you and Ian Beale are married in real life but my Dad just won't listen to me and we've been arguing about it for just over a year now and things are really starting to get out of hand.

Did Michelle Collins resolve the row?

Sunday, 16 March 2008

Dear Tamzin Outhwaite

Please for God’s sake will you solve a problem for me? Every time someone comes round to our house my Mum gets her photographs out from her caravan holiday in Bridlington last year. She reckons that you were staying in the caravan next to hers and that you had gone to Brid’ to escape the hectic celebrity lifestyle that you lead in London.

Was it Tasmin Outhwaite in Bridlington?

Friday, 14 March 2008

Dear Cheryl Baker

I noticed that you are not on telly much anymore and wondered why not? A friend of mine said that you were recording a new album. Is this true?

Is Cheryl recording a new album? Are you bothered?

Dear Jade Goody

Is anyone bothered about Jade anymore?

Dear Nell McAndrew

I am a huge fan of you Nell and I love you so much but I don’t think that you would like me if you were a real girl because I don’t think I am your type and I’m not a qualified mechanic yet because I have not finished my apprenticeship at the garage that I work at....

read more of Nell McAndrew's letter and see her generous response.

Thursday, 13 March 2008

Dear Lorraine Kelly

As much as I enjoy your morning magazine show, I do feel that it's time you started branching out into other areas. I have spent A LOT of time creating a few ideas for you. I don't know if you'll like them or not. I suppose we will just have to wait and see WON'T WE? Here are my suggestions now...

Dear Frank Bruno

I have been a big fan of yours for some time but haven't seen you on television for ages and I think it's about time you had your own show.

I recently went on holiday to Gran Canaria and whilst I was there I came up with a few ideas that I think you may be interested in....

What could possibly interest Frank Bruno?

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

Dear Rita Fairclough

DeAr RiTa

Dear Sophie Dahl

I was thrilled to bits when I found out that you were writing a book and I guarantee you that I will be the first person to purchase a copy on the day of its release.

I currently work as a nurse in the local hospital, but I hate it Sophie. I just don't have the patience for it. In fact, I am here now and I am so bloody bored that I thought I'd write to you. I hope you don't mind. I've got mostly seniles on my ward and half of them don't know you're there when you are...

Does Sophie Dahl have a sense of humor?

Dear Chesney Hawkes

Your song 'The One and Only' inspired me to start playing the guitar.

I am now a singer/songwriter and I perform at the local working mens club every Sunday. I have not got a record contract yet but I do have a bunch of loyal fans that come and see me every week...

You'll love Chesney's reply